Ski Mountain Plans To Expand By Adding Everest-Sized Mountain On Top Of Current Mountain

The ski resort announced it’s about to get even bigger than previous years after leadership introduced “Operation Mega Mountain” where they plan on stacking a mountain, like Everest, on top of the current mountain, making one big “jumbo ski peak.”

Just like scooping a scoop of Rocky Road ice cream, project architects plan to plop the Everest-sized peak right atop of the current one, like one big double scoop cone.

Mountain personnel say it should be an easy grab, and plan on using a crane like a giant ice cream scoop to pick up the mountain, “It’s just like stacking two blocks on top of each other which basically a toddler could do,” reiterated mountain staff confident in their plan as the crane snapped in half the second it attempted to lift the 20-thousand-foot addition.

Mountain staff say they are optimistic and will be attempting the move with an even bigger crane, which was probably the problem, and will place the new mountain “like a top hat” upon the current peak, but if anyone has any ideas, feel free to give them a call.

Moose Unaware His Every Move Being Documented By Paparazzi Trail

In a tense afternoon encounter, a moose walking down Timber Ave was followed by a slow crowd completely unaware that its every move was being documented by paparazzi as he trekked through a subdivision.

“He’s turning, he’s turning!” yelled one bystander as the moose hooked right before trotting down Pine Needle Ln. “He’s on the move again!” the bystander continued, as it became apparent he appointed himself the moose’s PR spokesperson.

The moose continued its trot through town while bystanders captured 10,000 photos of it sitting in a snowbank in front of the library and another thousand of the moose staring off into space before the group patrolled the area via helicopter to get a better angle of it.

Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse after the moose was seen destroying all newspaper boxes across town and chasing crowds after its face was plastered on the front page of the paper with the headline “Breaking: Moose On The Loose!”

“Alright, Let’s Go!” Friend Playing Banjo At Campfire Won’t Quit Until Everyone Sings Along

A relentless camper in Tent Area B at the mountain campground was seen playing a banjo, saying he’s “not quitting until everyone around the fire sings along!”

“Let’s go! You know the deal!” the camper said as he strummed a B note indefinitely. “We all know the lyrics now; don’t be shy,” he continued, smiling as he made direct eye contact with every camper in his vicinity.

“Don’t make me sing this all on my own! Golly! A one, and a two, and a one, two, three! I’ll sing the first verse and then you guys can all hop in!” he continued optimistically as people actively began placing pinecones against their ears like ear muffs.

“Oh! Looks like we have a taker!” said the camper as a raccoon sat on a log nearby before scampering off into a trash can popping the lid shut.

The camper was seen strumming the banjo into the wee hours of the morning, saying “I’m not gonna quit until I hear a Yippee-ki-yay!” before a bald eagle swooped down, grabbed the banjo in one fell swoop, and tossed it into a nearby lake met with applause from campers far and wide.